medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 6, 2015

Medical Miracle

When a 49 year old man gets complete knee replacement and his surgeon, attending provider, and physical therapist praise him profusely

BC claims to be a medical miracle .

by KJHOOK January 12, 2023

Medical Terrorist

Someone who spreads misinformation about covid19 and related vaccines, making people scared of the vaccines, causing them not to take it which results in the deaths of themselfs or other people.

Someone sharing a video about Covid19 they saw on youtube that has no credible source is a Medical Terrorist

by Mr Impossible November 9, 2021

Super medicated

Getting really high, juiced up or both at the same time. Practically tripping balls due to intoxication.

bromie, i am like super medicated right now

Chris Brown: 'sipping and im faded, SUPER MEDICATED' (Til i die lyrics)

by liquorice bitch September 22, 2012

Medical gaslighting

Just a sugar coated nice and fluffy way to say medical malpractice. Basically it’s a type of malpractice where a doctor will refuse to treat and encourage other doctors to refuse to treat a patient using the method of telling them that their symptoms aren’t real and they’re crazy.

Patient: “there’s been blood in my poop for the past week, I lost 15lbs in a month from vomiting and it’s so bad that I can’t keep myself from fainting of dehydration.”
Doctor: “well ya know, anxiety-“
Patient: “shut the fuck off with your medical gaslighting shit, actually no, I’m done playing nice, your medical malpractice and medical negligence shit.”
Doctor: “you hurt my feelings, be nicer to me.”
Patient: “shut up.”

by Sacredfart April 5, 2023

Medical Team

A 6 pack of Dr.Pepper is referred to as a Medical Team.

6 people, team medical cause of the Dr. pepper factor

"Dude I just picked up a medical team."
"Cool pass me Dr."

by Calvin Bah March 5, 2009