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crusty mcfinkster

a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"
The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.
by crusty March 30, 2003
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Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69
Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck
by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016
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Ronald Henry McFuck III

Your typical British tourist who struts around your hometown, thinking they own everything and everybody. They are extremely snobbish and stink of spoiled rotten English tea.

Can usually be identified as having pale skin, short brown pants, sporting their Burberry t-shirts, and a pungent, reeking smell of tea coming from the assorted tea bags in their pockets.
"Bruh, you smell that?"
"Yeah smells like tea"
"Looks like its coming from that family of McFucks sitting on the picnic mat"

Bloke o'er there's a total Ronald Henry McFuck III. He has a picture of the Queen in his wallet.
by Salpex Suplex May 16, 2016
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McFuck

What you say at the drive through when they tell you they just stopped selling breakfast.
Hi I would like an egg Mcmuffin

sorry sir we stopped selling breakfast

GO MCFUCK YOURSELF!!!!
by Willywonka1991 March 2, 2009
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mcfuckme

Attractive McDonalds worker: Can I take your order?
Brave customer: One McFuckme, please.
Attractive McDonalds worker: *hold my earrings*

Notes:
Not to be confused with mcgangbang
Not served on the dollar menu
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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McFucked

When you get fired from McDonald’s for getting caught doing drugs in the store restroom.
Person 1: Dude I got the weed, wanna come over today?
Person 2: Can’t I got totally McFucked yesterday, need to find a new job. Manager caught me snorting in the restroom.
by Thiccc Giraffe Necc September 10, 2018
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uber McFucktard

Large, influential international or multinational organizations like FIFA or the IOC that campaign for good health while accepting sponsorship from McDonald's. These organizations accept millions of dollars in sponsorship donations from McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Cadbury, or Budweiser to have exclusive rights to market their own products and make even more millions of dollars in profits. Some people feel this is like offering a bribe. However, if you have an MBA you can call it Strategic Marketing.
Hey Morgan, did you hear that the uber McFucktard London 2012 Olympics Committee's plans to improve public health may be undermined by the announcement that one in five meals served to fans at the games will come from McDonald's.

Launching their food strategy, games organisers said that 3 million of the 14 million meals served during the two-week event will be prepared by the fast food chain. All branded soft drinks will be provided by Coca-Cola and the only other branded food on sale will be Cadbury's chocolate. McDonald's and Coca-Cola both sponsor the International Olympic Committee, which passes several million pounds of those revenues to London's organisers, while Cadbury pays £20m as a direct sponsor of the 2012 games.
by Blue Eyed Arab March 9, 2010
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