McDonalds

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

by 0dd September 16, 2020

McDonald's

One of the largest fast food restaurants in the USA. Sells extremely proccessed foods and is known for being unhealthy. Still, they are working on it by selling more salad.

Hey James, you wanna pick up a couple burgers at McDonald's?

by drawdoe March 31, 2019

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

McDonalds

Fake Food in Cardboard boxes

McDonalds bud da BA BA I've gotta shit

by Rubberduck15 May 18, 2017

McDonald's

Because you only have four dollars

I am going to sue McDonald's for making me fat.

by Nutella and friends October 2, 2017

McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

McDonalds

a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.

unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.

ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling

by unusu-al February 8, 2004