Velvet Merlin

When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.

During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.

by JackAwful October 3, 2014

lady merlin

a hot as fuck mage from the seven deadly sins, boar sin of gluttony.
escanor's crush lol.

"Lady Merlin,daughter of Belialuin."

by hidanswhore January 31, 2021

Out of your MERLIN

If something is out of your MERLIN (or Mental Realm Capacity) it means that it is out of your understanding, knowledge or comprehension.

Person 1: Hey do you know how this works?
Person 2: No, It's out of my MERLIN
Person 1: Your what?
Person 2: my MERLIN, Mental Realm Capacity
Person 1: What?
Person 2: you wouldn't get it, it's out of your MERLIN

by Gezzed November 23, 2011

Merlin

The founding father of Western dragonology, Merlin, or Emrys, was also a magician of some passing note.

The great and powerful dragonologist Merlin is cool.

by The Isbey September 15, 2008

merlock

The term given to elephants who frequent in sexual intercourse with pelicans.

A merlock can be found wasting his days at The Bunker - Brisbane City.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

merle

looking or feeling wasted or exhausted; as in "haggard".

I felt merle after I pulled the all-nighter.

by potreroist July 5, 2012

McErlaine

a blowjob machine in the back of ghetto McDonalds' and Burger Kings

I put 25 cents into the McErlaine in the Burger King bathroom.

Jenny's such a McErlaine, she always blows people to get backstage at concerts.

Only McErlaines diss on the x-squad.

by Jizzo March 1, 2005