The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.
Can also be a very large pancake.
Can also be a very large pancake.
by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012
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Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.
Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?
Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.
Dude2 - Dude.
Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?
Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.
Dude2 - Dude.
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Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."
#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."
#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
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