The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008
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The vast majority of people will find her weird, but her cute and quirky nature is what will attract the person that just wants to care for her and love her no matter what because she deserves that and soooooo much more.
Bitches will be bitches and be envious of her. I mean you can’t blame them cause this girl is EVERYTHING.
She’s got amazing taste in music. A heart of gold. Loyal and more trustworthy than anyone. Has a SNACCALICIOUS body. The right amount of sass and ass. Can be a damn fiend in bed.
But above all, is the closest thing to perfect you’ll find on earth so if you know a Maxence, go tell her. She probably doesn’t know it and deserves it.
The vast majority of people will find her weird, but her cute and quirky nature is what will attract the person that just wants to care for her and love her no matter what because she deserves that and soooooo much more.
Bitches will be bitches and be envious of her. I mean you can’t blame them cause this girl is EVERYTHING.
She’s got amazing taste in music. A heart of gold. Loyal and more trustworthy than anyone. Has a SNACCALICIOUS body. The right amount of sass and ass. Can be a damn fiend in bed.
But above all, is the closest thing to perfect you’ll find on earth so if you know a Maxence, go tell her. She probably doesn’t know it and deserves it.
Josh: Look at my girl Lauren isn’t she hot and fiiiiiiiine as hell?!
Kyle: Ahaha yeah. But don’t get ahead of yourself though. She ain’t no Maxence.
Kyle: Ahaha yeah. But don’t get ahead of yourself though. She ain’t no Maxence.
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A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.
Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.
Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.
Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!
Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.
Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!
Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.
Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
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