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Maths

Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.

No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?

one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.
two plus two always makes five
by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005
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A form of Martial Arts taught only in and mastered throughout a lifetime of living in the town of Mathis,TX
Hell yeah, I know Mathis.
by Mathis Master July 28, 2010
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maths

the most brain-numbingly boring and gay subject ever to grace this planet.
who invented maths, i think they should burn forever in hell
by better than youuuuuu December 26, 2005
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maths

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Massive
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Telharsic
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Useful for many things, like working out angles, extracting the best time to enter into a conversation, and, if you can fly, plotting your trajectory to work.
Look around you.
Look around you.
Just, look around you.
Can you tell what we're looking for yet?
That's right, Maths.
by Thegreatnick March 16, 2005
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