1. Intel-based PC manufacturer (IE Compaq, ACER, Packard Bell.. Macintosh)
2. Personal computers that run Mac OS -OR- the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
3. Former "flagship" of a company which now sells moooosic and ba-a-a-a-ad hip hop videos to their faithful cattle and sheep.
4. STEVE JOBS SOLD YOU OUT
2. Personal computers that run Mac OS -OR- the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
3. Former "flagship" of a company which now sells moooosic and ba-a-a-a-ad hip hop videos to their faithful cattle and sheep.
4. STEVE JOBS SOLD YOU OUT
Once upon a time the Macintosh was special. Then they sold out. Then they went bankrupt. Then Bill Gates bought Steve Jobs out of NeXT, they recovered, and they sold out again. Adobe abandoned them. Then OSX came out on a Linux platform (Come on and you DIDN'T think they were prepping for migration??) ..
I know. I had one. You live, they lie, you learn.
I know. I had one. You live, they lie, you learn.
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Stupid 7 y.o: Hey i just got the macintosh macbook air today, its the worlds thinnest laptop!!11
Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that
Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!
Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot
Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system
Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!
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Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!
Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot
Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system
Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!
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Guy2:Why not?
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