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Macintosh

1. Intel-based PC manufacturer (IE Compaq, ACER, Packard Bell.. Macintosh)
2. Personal computers that run Mac OS -OR- the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
3. Former "flagship" of a company which now sells moooosic and ba-a-a-a-ad hip hop videos to their faithful cattle and sheep.
4. STEVE JOBS SOLD YOU OUT
Once upon a time the Macintosh was special. Then they sold out. Then they went bankrupt. Then Bill Gates bought Steve Jobs out of NeXT, they recovered, and they sold out again. Adobe abandoned them. Then OSX came out on a Linux platform (Come on and you DIDN'T think they were prepping for migration??) ..

I know. I had one. You live, they lie, you learn.
by Armand Banana January 22, 2006
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MacIver

(v) To shave while under the influence of alcohol.

(n) Facial hair, esp. a mustache, which is unusual or irregular due to having been shaved while under the influence of alcohol.
I totally cut myself MacIver'ing!

Angus went clean-shaven because he gave himself a MacIver.
by EazyErich July 20, 2011
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macintosh

A Lame, overpriced excuse for a computer. Useful for people under the age of seven who enjoy a ugly and confusing user interface with a small list of compatible programs.
Stupid 7 y.o: Hey i just got the macintosh macbook air today, its the worlds thinnest laptop!!11

Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that

Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!

Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot

Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system

Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!
by MACS EAT DICK! June 26, 2008
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macintosh

What hippies use to feel proud of themselves because they've steered wide of the herd.
Guy: Why'd you buy a macintosh?
Guy2:Why not?
Guy:CUZ YOU CANT DO JACK SHIT WITH IT UNLESS YOU'RE 50 AND HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT YOUR JOB.
Guy2:Oh...but the design looks cool!
by Mr. Jojo September 8, 2006
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macio man

a really sweet guy who has had a bad past and loves a girl with all his heart
hes a real macio man
by mman8 February 24, 2010
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Macism

Cool and, or useful things Apple Macintosh computers do that surprise you. They are usually actions that make sense, but that aren't often thought about after years of using the Windows operating system.
Devin discovered a macism today. In order to save a picture from a web page to his desktop, instead of right clicking on the image and selecting a menu option, he dragged it to his desktop and it worked!
by Missdarque January 12, 2011
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macipope

Maci Pope is the best muser on musically!!!! Musically is cringy but Maci Pope makes it way better! She's very cute!
Jaslyn: " Did you see MaciPope's new musical.ly?"
Kathy: "Omg I totally did and gave her 7956 likes!"
by MaciTube on ig December 26, 2016
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