macboner

The internal boner and douchebaggery an apple product fan gets when they talk about apple products.

Dude! My Ipad has a new app!
Put away your macboner for a second.

by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011

macdondald symble

Used in a rap battle against jevel57 and an unknown competitor. The full sentence is : boy you think you funny but look at ya hairline be looking like the macdondald symble

Tom: I just bought a dog!
Jim: does he bite?
Tom: No, but he does some mean things to you.
Dog: boy you think you funny but look at ya hairline be looking like the macdondald symble
Jim: *cry*

by guy on urbandictionary March 3, 2021

Machonk

Lightning McQueen but he a thicccc

Damn girl you lookin like a machonk and a half right now.

by $70 drank October 14, 2021

sporting a MacDonald

being really bald

Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!

by flash1 May 12, 2011

machocockification

a hankering, craving or fixation for big, muscular and veiny cocks

machocockification i've got this machocockification that i can't get out of my system! i need a machocock up my ass right now!

by spudspunk September 9, 2010

Macbook Effect

The effect on a picture taken with a macbook computer, causing girls to look way better than they actually do.

Me: Damn dude, check out this girl's default, she looks super good!

josh: Look at that macbook effect! she definitely doesn't look this good in her other pictures or in person..dirty whore

by RossThompson666 March 19, 2011

machoking

This is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

Machoking is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

by kellekion February 5, 2014