MacBook

Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!

Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser

by kingcatIII July 21, 2024

MacBook

the best laptop in the world

a random idiot - omg you have a MacBook I am so broke if only I had a macbook pls give it to me

macbook user - stfu loser I'm never giving you this 8000 dolla MacBook pro

the random idiot - give me it or I will force you into windows

MacBook user - I hate you go away you idiot face

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024

MacBook kid

Like an iPad kid, but uses a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro instead of an iPad, often prefers a keyboard and mouse or keyboard and trackpad, knows how to use macOS and the Terminal, is tech-savvy, and is less brainrot-addled, a bit more intelligent, and asks the bigger questions to life compared to an iPad kid. Basically the opposite of an iPad kid.

Person 1: This is insert name here. They're insert age here.
MacBook kid: I have just finished making a new AAA title in Xcode 16.1!
Person 2: They are much smarter than my iPad kid. That smart kid is surely a MacBook kid!

by Microboy2 November 21, 2024

macboon

a macbook that has been heavily gooned on (a very dirty macbook)

"Bisher why is your mac a macboon"

by BisherAlmasari99999 April 19, 2025

MacBook aim

When your aim is so bad it's as if you are playing on a MacBook trackpad. Not to mention, MacOS has mouse acceleration, which makes your aim less consistent in fast-paced shooter games.

Bobricky: "Ever since I switched to a different mouse, I've had MacBook aim."

by undecillion January 15, 2026

MacBook neo

The newest MacBook from Apple. Costs $599, it’s a budget model with the a18 pro chip, therefore isn’t as fast as an m4 iPad Pro or even the new iPad Air but macOS is better than iPadOS in some areas.

MacBook neo yay or nay?

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 4, 2026

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025