Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

Lumber

A large amount of marijuana with a lot of stems.

Like ounces of shake.

"Dude, did you see this shit she sold me? It's all lumber!"

by lol@dat March 20, 2021

lumber tycoon 2

Cool Roblox game by defaultio where you cause deforestation and make bands of money doing so

Yo, have you played Lumber Tycoon 2?
I can’t breathe all the trees are gone!

by runningblueowl March 16, 2024

Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.

Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...

by SW3518 December 27, 2010

Lumber jack

A girl that's just after wood!

That girl at the club was a total lumber jack she goes home with an new guy every night.

by Teacher Ted September 15, 2014

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022