j lube

lubricant used by vets, also used for fisting

hey, man! put a bit of j lube in that asshole and get your hand deep in

by Churlos April 21, 2006

booty lube

when your outside all day and swaet drips down your ass crack

I Work all day out side with the mexicans and I got booty lube in my ass crack.

by dickinyoma September 19, 2005

lube whore

when one uses so much lube that they put ky out of business

damn! you lube whore, I just bought that bottle yesterday, guess we have to dry hump..

by flingmagnet December 17, 2004

pam lube

Something you spray onto your body and it makes you slippery and sexual with your partner.

Leilani sprayed pam lube onto jessica and they slipped around on eachother with having intercoarse.

by Jessica Gay. June 17, 2008

Tuna Lube

1. A type of genital lubrication and/or spermicide. It is manufactured using canned tuna. It is believed that the term first originated in the South 6 quad of the University of Waterloo in 2001.

2. A student ritual that involves screaming "Tuna Lube!" at the top of one's lungs whilst simultaenously smacking a belt on the floor at 1:00 AM in the morning. Other aspects of the ritual include the playing of hall frisbee, hall soccer, Diablo II, Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Baldur's Gate. After hours of screaming the seemingly nonsensical phrase, participants may become disoriented and begin saying other apparently nonsensical sentences such as "Coming at yeeehah", "Toyota, good car" or "Jambalaya!". The ritual is concluded with a mass viewing of Smallville.

AK: Dude, did you smell that tuna from Alex's room?
DVT: Yeah man, he was using some tuna lube with that asian dude.

by Dude Love123 March 7, 2007

Jiffy Lube

When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.

1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."

by BrendoBot August 1, 2010

anal lube

a lubricant made just for anal sex with a male or female partner.

"John sweety, you need to go to CVS and pick up another tube of anal lube. My bum is getting chaffed" - Peter

by Kyle May 13, 2005