Lorren

The male spelling of the name "Lauren", aka the best sounding name in all humanity; a guy that seems to be normal but in actuality has various obsessions with stationary, hardcore metal music that blasts out your ears as well as ocean noises that sound like nothingness, apples, occasional styling glue, and discussing life in general. When in doubt with the world, tends to make up original phrases such as "shwewdghjs" or "asldewdhjyeshit" to express frustration. Feels good about donating to the homeless, frequently goes 'ape shit' over nostalgia, and makes spontaneous book purchases.

"sjakdkhewkdhwe"
"oh, that's just a Lorren letting out his inner distraught"

by Eddy mcknight November 30, 2009

Loran

Lorans have long blond curly hair. Their personality is so sweet and very christian. Has good head on shoulders.

There's a piece of Loran's hair on the floor. Why is it Loran's? Because its long and curly... DUH!

by txil January 3, 2012

Lorcan

Doesn’t think Olivia is an obese page. Just a normal page. But also a lorcan is really fit

Lorcan doesn’t think Olivia is an obese page

by Bossbaby69 June 15, 2019

james lorraine

Legendary Pillow Fucker
see pillow fucker

I heard james lorraine fucks pillows.

by ...guess ;) June 10, 2004

Lorrainification

a. Receiving credit and congratulations for doing a task well while actually performing said task poorly.
b. Being paid for performing tasks that don’t exist.
c. The practice of general buffoonery while being lauded as competent.

I’m getting an award tonight for being good at my job, so I’m going to work really hard to avoid lorrainification.

by Deek Windsome October 14, 2011

lormand

A teacher of the english language who has one/many oversized body part/s

Wow, how badly did our lormand take it when the girl named Samantha was talking about her out of class.

by millers123 December 30, 2007

lorange

Any word that rhymes with orange. Note: in an odd twist of fate lorange is a lorange

lorange, forange, scorenge, porenge

by boot man January 27, 2011