Four Lokos

I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.
by Treyverse October 09, 2020
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Four Loko

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.
by Treyverse October 09, 2020
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Four Loko

The greatest drink to exist, it was so great that it made American great again. Bring back four loko gold! Only Trump can save us now. Trump daddy supreme is my Jesus. I want give him and Elon a snowball kiss. Trumps shiney orange skin makes me very hard.
Trump’s cum tastes like four loko gold
by Tugg Daddy Supreme May 06, 2025
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Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
by guitarboy7 August 04, 2018
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Four Loko

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!
by Rudolph's Victim January 06, 2024
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Loko Bad

What you look like when you have drank WAY too many four Loko's

When you are completely shitfaced
Wow you look like shit...you look loko bad
by zoe203203 April 05, 2011
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East Side Mesa Lokos

East Side Mesa Lokos, ESML, and EML is a Hispanic criminal street gang operated in East Mesa, Arizona. The color for this gang is Red, but also brown and black. Common gang signs for ESML are an E and an S for East Side, or an E for eastside and an M for Mesa Made. This gang is known for various crimes such as Robbery, Assault, and Murder.
Chris: Have you heard about ESML gang ?

Anthony: Yeah I heard East Side Mesa Lokos don’t play around
by LuisHernandezAZ February 26, 2024
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