Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
“Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025

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LOKO

Loko is a girl name,meaning Dawn.

It is a East African Bantu name from the Akamba tribe,one of Kenya's 42 tribes.
A girl can be named Loko if she was born at dawn or after a family member,mostly grandmother, who had the same name.
Kioko is the male version meaning very early in the morning.

Loko's grandfather is a retired teacher.

by Ellababe November 23, 2021

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El Marino loko

A badass Mexican marine who humiliated multiple Mexican cartel drug lords

El Marino Loko makes men from cartels kiss eachother and dress up in lingerie

"insert name here": OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!! ITS EL MARINO LOKO HES GONNA MAKE ME KISS MY HOMEBOY OH SHITT!!!

by Hhhhhhhbigassbitty May 20, 2025

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Loko bomb

Homie I miss the original 4 loko!! Bro buy a Extra strength 5 hour energy and pour it in the 4 loko now you have the loko bomb. WHOAAAAA THANKS DUDE!

-Nick Vice

Bro dont forget to get the 5hr shot we need it for the loko bomb

by DWABoss June 12, 2023

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Four Loko

The greatest drink to exist, it was so great that it made American great again. Bring back four loko gold! Only Trump can save us now. Trump daddy supreme is my Jesus. I want give him and Elon a snowball kiss. Trumps shiney orange skin makes me very hard.

Trump’s cum tastes like four loko gold

by Tugg Daddy Supreme May 6, 2025

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