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one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype
the one legged squat is eating the cookie.
by luff006 January 19, 2011
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Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
That was one great straight-legged shit!
by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011
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table-legged

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.
I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).
by JD Too February 18, 2013
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tight legged

Adjective

A person, especially female who is too pure and demure to an extent where they are intolerable towards anything sexual. It is as if like they have their legs crossed so tightly that they do not want any foreign object from touching the area between their legs.
1. Sarah is such a tight legged person who will judge you badly for making sexual references in front of her.

2. Beneath the tight legged behaviour of Michelle, actually lies a sex deprived maniac.
by chew_jkj March 31, 2015
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sticky legged hermit crab

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.
Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?
by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016
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2 legged queef factory

Im not gonna take no b.s. from this 2 legged queef factory
by Biggciddy713 May 29, 2016
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Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!
Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!
by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016
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