Leaky Lopez

When someone gets too drunk to use the restroom and just pisses themself.

James: “Yo dude, Billy said he had to take a piss before knocking out.”

Andrew: “It’s alright, I put a diaper on him before we left so he can just pull a Leaky Lopez.”

by EvocativeDog February 13, 2023

Leaky Battery

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.

"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."

by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017

Leaky Canoe

An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.

Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.

by Swoods_e December 18, 2017

Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation

She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up

by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020

leaky gut

Your so full of shit it's spewing out your mouth.

You got a leaky gut with all that shit talking.

by anonymous January 29, 2025

Leaky Legs

Fat peoples legs who leak.

Fat people who have Leaky Legs.

by hjaei;fjvknboug24 August 1, 2011

Leaky Lean

A great ass person who has sense of humor and has great meme page on Instagram.
His Instagram name is "daddy_long_lean".

Leaky Lean is very nice.

by Leaky Lean June 16, 2019