last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

last year's model

Recent ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:

-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>

by fabianb February 14, 2010

Last Surprise

You'll never see it coming.

You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise

by Shæpulßky January 28, 2021

self last

The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.

Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.

by HeinzDub April 14, 2009

Last of the BOHICANS

The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.

Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.

Mofo should've just shut the hell up.

by Jacques Asse August 20, 2009

Last leaf

Told its own story ..

Prediction ..

Premeditated

…

You decide ..

Last leaf ..

And all of the fallen ..

Last leaf … here’s mine ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 7, 2023

what i did last night

your mom

what i did last night?? your mom...

by dfsjaghieruerrjhnfvbendgarouah April 25, 2010