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Wicked Lasers

The most successful scam perpetrated to laser enthusiasts,but especially commoners who wet their pants when they see a laser burn something.

The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.

All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.

Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.

The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.

Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!

Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*

Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.

Telight: Its a quality laser

Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*

3 seconds later...

Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*

Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.

Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
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Lahser High School

High School located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where you can purchase drugs nearly everywhere and while taking a shit, you can read one of three things on the bathroom stalls: a phonebook with skanks numbers on it, artistic drawings of Marijuana leaves, and/or anti semetic students voicing their opinions by sketching swastikas. Lahser is seen by many as a wealthy school because of the area that it is located in, but that is not completely true. The Bloomfield Hills School District has decided over the past few years to spend its funds on places other than Lahser, the district's most populated school. It is also seen as an extremely safe environment, until October 3, 2006, when an african american man attempted to steal a students car by pointing a hand gun at him. One question: Doesn't Lahser have a parking lot attendant that is being paid to watch the parking lot? Lahser is filled, with both staff and students, who only look forward to getting fucked up on the weekends and who don't give a shit about the school week. Lahser needs to be demolished, rebuilt, and certain faculty members should be forced to retire.
Yolanda: Who is the best teacher at Lahser High School?
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.
by Harold Dick October 5, 2006
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Did you see those new Dunks? Damn, they were laserquest.

guy 1- My bad dude, i fucked up.
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laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
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Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!
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laserbeamed

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs
"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"
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Unfair laser

Noun: Otherwise known as arcane enchanted or arcane needle in popular dungeon crawler Diablo 3, these lasers of hell cause great damage and are sometimes impossible to avoid, leaving the player to question whether stacking toughness instead of dexterity is a smart choice of action.
Son of a fucking bitch, these blues are spawning unfair lasers.
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laser vom

A powerful form of puking that is accomplished with such force that it seemingly exits the mouth as straight as a laser beam.
"You should have seen it man, Horatio smashed the keg-stand record and then laser vom'd across the room!"
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