Langers

-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.

"I was sad langers last night old boy"

by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009

Loggery

The crime of stealing firewood

Dude, this bonfire is really dying...LETS GO COMMIT LOGGERY ON SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS!

by Timberwolf Lumberjack April 18, 2010

BC Lager

Arguably the greatest beer found on the West Coast of Canada, particularly on Vancover Island, British Columbia at the low price of $30 for a flat (24 beers). BC Lager's appearance is a gold can with two dancing bears, leading many people to call BC Lager "The Dancing Bear". Despite being the greatest beer on the West Coast, it does lose some credibility because it is a very obscure beer. Mostly Vancouver Island rednecks consume BC Lager making it less genuine.

Redneck Vancouver Islander one - Wanna go out tonight buddy?

Redneck Vancouver Islander two- I'm flat broke man, I can't afford beer because gas prices are too high and can't fill up my truck.

RVI one - Ahhh don't worry about it, we'll just get a flat of BC Lager for cheap.

RVI two - That sounds like a great idea to me! I love drinking out of that gold can with the two dancing bears!

RVI one - Yeah you do! By the way, BC Lager is making a commercial about the two dancing bears!

by SLK Creighton April 28, 2011

two legger

A person who has two legs and is fully ambulatory but needs to be insulted anyway; the term two legger is used as a derogatory term to insult and can be used by the disabled and other two leggers.

Bro 1: "Hey bro what is the square root of seven?"

Bro 2: "Only a two legger would ask that kind of question."

by Not_A_Two_Legger November 25, 2013

Langerbreath

To have breath which smells of langer - a person who has just performed fellatio will have langerbreath.

Can be used as a dismissive insult towards an annoying person

"She is such a hussy, she has constant langerbreath"

"Stop annoying me langerbreath"

by hansgrubersmoustache March 23, 2010

lincoln logger

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed

Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed

by Mallie November 28, 2005

Lagged

A word describing the action of having been dobbed in by someone.

See that kunt over there? He lagged on me for stealing that pizza.

by Mark Walker October 22, 2007