crap-a-lacking

Constipated, or feeling constipation

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.

by Vero1982 March 12, 2019

Flag

Get the crap-a-lackingmug.

lack

to walk around without a weapon (most often used in gang-related settings)

Dylan: "Yo, Jamar got shot by the thrift store last night."
Naseem: "I done told that boy to bring some heat wit' him. That's what happens when you lack 'round here."

by depressedpanthersfan06 January 9, 2024

Flag

Get the lackmug.

lack jizz

Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.

Ben: jack, wanna bang?

Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!

by plotonis May 24, 2017

Flag

Get the lack jizzmug.

lack luster

A beautiful woman who is very attractive that lacks the physical feature of eyebrows, hence the name ''lack luster''. She lights up a whole room as she walks in eyebrowless.

HOLY JET LEG! you see the overlappage on lack luster over there?

by Ben Perkins April 15, 2024

Flag

Get the lack lustermug.

Lack Pack

A group of people without guns that gets robbed

In Chicago me and my friends were caught lacking and got robbed we were definitely a Lack Pack

by EmJayee September 30, 2017

Flag

Get the Lack Packmug.

Yep! You nailed it! Poverty is the result of lack of YOUR ethos and not the hoarding of competence. EVERYONE IS MORE LIKELY TO BE POOR JORDAN. Poor is a relative term. Who is likely to be poor? Everyone. In comparison to who? The guy shooting their money into space. The guy doing coke after his concert and slutting out 10's of thousands of women apparently. Yeah, it was the money that was making Russel's life miserable. I'm sure Amber is loving life right now with a cocaine addiction and no money. She's much happier without it. Without a doubt! And Motely Crue sucks. You know how many people would not be rich if the broader population shared my music or entertainment palette? Only Rick Ruben and Dan Harmon would have any money. Them and some Japanese writers and musicians. Wouldn't buy a tesla. Only GameStop would stay in business. Gamestop and the closest grocery store to my house. The list goes on.

Hym "Of course it's just 'lack of my ethos'! You're an ethos salesman (After all)! It's your UNIDIMENSIONAL solution to everything! And you're right! I did your book and now I'm sitting on millions of dollars worth of un-cashed checks! Hurray Ryūsui Gansai-ken!"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Flag