by easter bunny aint cool July 29, 2021
Get the Krystalmug. A middle age-elderly black woman who gives other women, men, and basically everyone around them a hard time. For absolutely no reason. Consistently complains, never satisfied, and outrageously narcissistic. Extremely fashionable, yet evil inside. Complains at every restaurant, on every vacation, every day is difficult for them because they want it to be. Basically, a Krystal is a black Karen. (Yes, I am black writing this based off of an experience with a Krystal)
by Leeka February 13, 2024
Get the Krystalmug. The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024
Get the Krystal Light™mug. by Kmw1919 August 28, 2023
Get the Krystal mary whitemug. 