krasnoffing

the act of being sufficiently lame and ruining the days/lives of all those around you; often used with the prefixes "fuckin" or "damnit"; one who exhibits this action often may be referred to as "krasnoffable"; don't be a krasnoff

"See that guy who kicks small puppies for fun?"
"Yeah, he's mad krasnoffing."
"Most definitely."
"Let's go hang out with someone who ISN'T him."

by puliaandjerrysaymer April 4, 2010

Krasked

To fuck someone up, usually in a humorous manner.

He just got Krasked!!

by J Dollas March 12, 2009

Kraby Patty

A overly amazing underwater burger made by a Sponge in an under water restaurant run by a Crab.

The cook can be found living in a pineapple under the sea.

Patrick orders a kraby patty from Squitward

by WordPhysco June 25, 2016

Krabby batty

A fine girl with a big ass

Ethan: yo man that gyals a krabby batty iwl

by CelboMadness November 18, 2019

Kraiss

Beauty. Incapacitating, indescribable beauty. Kraiss is caring, kind, with a heart of gold. She looks at you with deep, penetrating eyes, radiating some profound, ancient quality you'll never figure out. Spiritual. Usually a perfectionist. Sometimes a germophobe. Always working hard; always making bad jokes; always thoughtful. Every man wants her. No one gets her. She is confident, playful, competitive and unwaveringly loyal and loving to her man. She falls in love once and relentlessly never lets go. Her body, as divine and immaculate as her soul. Sexy, charming, elegant lover. You won't be able to get your mind off her, let alone your hands. Kraiss is a WORK OF ART: the universe's gift to humanity.

"Kraiss is so lovely"

by Rodríguez October 23, 2020

Krastachenje

A situation where multiple women (zhababas) occupy a single space, usually for a sleepover with insufficient sleeping capacities so many may share a bed, a couch, or even a carpet; this then is called the ultimate krastachenje.

I was with my chicken coop clan yesterday preparing for today’s 2nd hand boutique sale; we had a sleepover at my studio and it was the ultimate krastachenje!!!!

by Bizmarck May 7, 2022

Krabby Patty Recipe

Rumor has it, the secret recipe contains Neptune's Powder (also known as cocaine). But like the rumors, it is hoax. The Secret Recipe doesn't exist, when Plankton tried stealing the Recipe, creating a fake music band. When Plankton gets a Recipe bottle, the bass breaks it making the Recipe readable, but it only shows gibberish. So yeah, it's just a marketing catch. Krabby Patty is just an ordinary burger. But with vegetarian meat. (Stephen Hillenburg said. (R.I.P))

- Wow! The Krabby Patty is finally mine! Let's see the Secret Formula, shall we?
*REALISATION*
(We gotta get SpongeBob back!, by Joe, example of Krabby Patty Recipe)

by party.of.ocelots.UD August 4, 2022