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Beauty. Incapacitating, indescribable beauty. Kraiss is caring, kind, with a heart of gold. She looks at you with deep, penetrating eyes, radiating some profound, ancient quality you'll never figure out. Spiritual. Usually a perfectionist. Sometimes a germophobe. Always working hard; always making bad jokes; always thoughtful. Every man wants her. No one gets her. She is confident, playful, competitive and unwaveringly loyal and loving to her man. She falls in love once and relentlessly never lets go. Her body, as divine and immaculate as her soul. Sexy, charming, elegant lover. You won't be able to get your mind off her, let alone your hands. Kraiss is a WORK OF ART: the universe's gift to humanity.
"Kraiss is so lovely"
Kraiss by Rodríguez October 23, 2020
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To do something strange and unsuspected to someone in a position of authority over you. To make your boss wonder if you are f**ing with him/her or if you are just a stupid idiot.
Man, that dude is really Kraissing his boss man - he keeps parking in his bosses parking space and telling him he didn't know where to park.
Kraiss by Lambchop driver November 4, 2011
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Kraiss Karissa Krissed krissy krass kriss Krissa Kaïss Kariss krissee
She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
Omg Krissel is soo Bootiful (: lol
Krissel by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013
Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.
“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”
Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022
Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.
Krissed by tybzm June 22, 2022
A person that is super damn talented and cool in every human attribute when you first come to meet with. Her beauty and talent makes you even feel as though your not worthy to ever meet her but if you get to ever meet one your life will be fulfilled with happiness. Krissy is a phenomenal person to talk to which tells hilarious stories and comments that will make your day better everytime. Krissy’s are just the most beautiful and cutest things ever 😂😂
Krissy’s are too beautiful for any...
Krissy by BEEMO TEEMO ON DUTY July 23, 2018
A beautiful woman who knows how to deal with people she's very dramatic sometimes. She tends to be very jealous but just because she's protecting something or someone that she loves, she's very funny, attractive , smart, and a lot of guys are after her but she's very loyal to the person that she's with
Yo last night Krissia was fighting because someone was talking about her friends
krissia by YouAreNotAllowes March 15, 2017
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