kook

someone who thinks they can surf but cant at all
or
just a fun insult to throw at people.
oi did you see that kook out there the other day.
shut up you dumb kook.
by weetbix76 August 22, 2022
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seedy kook

someone who is filthy and a wannabe surfer.
annoying seedy person.
Girl: ahh your so gay
girl2: fcuk you you seedy kook.
by llaaauuuraaa July 22, 2008
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Kook Moment

A Kook Moment is an event in which one forgets something they should know very well right when a question about the subject of the matter is asked, resulting in an answer that makes them look stupid.
“What is Sonic?”

Uhhhh gottagofast blue mouse thingy

“Isn’t that a Kook Moment?”
by Some Dude Behind a monitor August 20, 2020
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kook kid

Another word for cool kid, just spelt differently and idioticly.
I feel like a kook kid wearing these.
by amaziing.angella February 07, 2018
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Kooks 3

In 1936 a series of serial rapings took place in the states, Idaho, Nebraska, Kansas, and southern Nevada. After a 23 year long investigation the FBI successfully tracked down and raided a national terrorist organization that is "Kooks 3". 40 years after the incident and we only now figure out that the United States government has been using the organization as a paid method to kidnap and silence anti-police brutality protesters and black people, especially children.
"man, I shure do love Kooks 3"
by Zechoni June 04, 2020
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Kook tower

One who absolutely is a lame loser. With a high level of operation, yet is very low-functioning in adulthood.

Not a very good person to other peopl, Yet still oddly has a high regard for oneself
Kook tower! You’re at the top!!
Good god how did all these kook towers erect so quickly!
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022
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shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.
by pasty fuck July 01, 2018
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