Kirk Hammett

what words are there to not describe kirk as one of the greatest guitarist of all time? Kirk has lightining fast fingers, and the solos he does astounds everyone (guitarists and non-guitarists alike). Starting at 15, he had a fender in '78, then wanting to get a Gibson Flying V ('84). He wanted that Gibson so bad he took shifts at Burger King to pay for it.
Then in April of 1983, Kirk received a call from Metallica because they were firing Dave Mustaine. So Kirk got his money and left California for the first time to arrive at New York. He auditioned and thus began Kirk's career as lead guitar in Metallica.
Kirk Hammett's solos will blow your fucking head due to sheer amazment.
by Hammett-Rules July 23, 2006
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kirk cameron

That idiot who was on Growing Pains...he has curly hair, and his sister played DJ on Full House.
I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron, but I'd probably do his sister. Probably.
by foy_45 March 29, 2004
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kirk bender

That quiet person who suddenly lashes out in a crazy rage which was completely unexpected
Someone called him a fag and he turned into a total Kirk Bender
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Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.
Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
by Pissy Calorie June 11, 2011
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Kirk Cameron

Former child star turned evangelist. Part of Way of the Master Ministries along with Ray Comfort.
Hey isn't that Kirk Cameron on the TBN network?
by Flash5 May 27, 2007
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kirked out

to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas

originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:

Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."

"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."
by laxshlee October 19, 2007
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Christy Kirk

A term used for an amazing artist.
"Wow! You're painting is so Christy Kirk!"
by artisticbitch December 29, 2011
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