i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.

Kermit piss molested me yesterday

by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020

Kermit Worshipper

A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)

*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*

by Higginsworth May 19, 2018

Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.

Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.

by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024