Kanye West
An unimportant delusional man, who believes American history to be a work of fiction he saw in a movie one time. He thinks he can solve the world's problems by shoving fish sticks up his lumpy ass, but replace "world's problems" with "sexual inadequacy". It is very likely that he likes to drink vinegar for fun, seeing how his personality is bitter and spicy and he has to find a way to make up for his quarter-inch penis. His music has the power to miraculously make dead people die a second time, causing the great pain. His rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was so bad, Freddie Mercury rose up from the grave, smacked him, gave him a well-deserved case of AIDS, and went back to his hole in the ground.
Cam: Kanye West wrote the chapter of my US History Textbook where Harriet Tubman used the force to stop Pliny the Elder from committing mass genocide on the Mexicans on Holy Loly Mountain.
Jolie: Let's just hope he doesn't run for president...
Jolie: Let's just hope he doesn't run for president...
Kanye West by Winkie March July 21, 2020
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