Kale

A sexy beast that will love you with all his heart and never give up on you

Kale is a very loveable guy

by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

kiel (kale)

a twink

whats kiel (kale)?
a twink.

by miuimu May 14, 2023

Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos

Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.

by RobotMonkey34 December 6, 2023

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage

Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018