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Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021
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Prabhat kale

Prabhat is one of the most rude and dumbest person in this world. He minds his own business and don't like human beings. He smokes, drinks everyday. He hates ladies, abuses them and don't even talk to them. He's not liked by anyone and he is not good at anything. He thinks bad of everyone, including himself and has no friends
by Prabhat kale November 25, 2021
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kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.
OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her
by Feflyy July 22, 2022
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Kale

Usually seen in multiplayer games, from Mandarin "ka le", sometimes netizens use it to cover up their bad gaming ability
Kale
by alexaopaza June 29, 2022
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Kale

Kale is a Finnish name and they are usually very annoying and bad at everything.
Ugh here comes Kale...I hate him so much
by Maybe that one April 22, 2022
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Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"
"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"
by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022
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kale

that green ass shit that you buy at the store
Damn that's some nice kale
by daddyhakcsonly23 October 7, 2022
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