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Josh

Josh is crazy. He says uh oh stinky and is obsessed with Carl Azuz. He has many friends and is one of the class clowns. He likes to Yeet things and sing Mo Bamba during class. He is dirty minded and is a meme god. He’s either watching memes, FaceTiming his gc or playing fortnite on his switch. He enjoys being home alone and making jokes around his friends. Is kinda popular and goofy. He’s smart and tells ppl when he farts. (And he’s friends with Jorge the monkey)
Juan: Josh I just shit my pants

Josh: Oof

Arianna: Juan cut the shit, I know you fucked my mom!!!
Josh: Oof
by Mr.Toes.com November 29, 2019
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Josh

can be a dick but really cares about you.
Women: Josh is a dick but he really does care
by yrueeie September 1, 2019
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Josh

A kid who acts like an asshole and try's to snitch on you in school
People:Over 9000
Josh:Can you please stop before I tell on you
by DeadpoolKidz January 16, 2020
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Josh

Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
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Josh

A guy liked by many girls. He is in the popular group but is very quiet. Josh is hot, but can still look like the cutest little kid ever. You never know what he is thinking because he would rather scooter than talk. The hoes go for him even though he is not for that life. Some girls will be led on by him and will be disappointed when they learn how he really feels. All in all josh is the most amazing boy ever.
I like that kid imma fuck him.
Sorry that's josh he doesn't go for hoes
by Josh lover💋💋 April 17, 2017
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Josh

by Ken steinman May 8, 2018
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Josh

A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.
Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.
by Cotton Floss August 23, 2020
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