by ChrisBuyUADrankRegan December 02, 2007

The sexual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate Davy Jones' tentacles.
by S.S. Boat August 01, 2013

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.
Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
by catsy57 June 20, 2016

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.
by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022

Another word for a federal agent.
by chief_hates_em March 21, 2021
