Jonathan

Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.

My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.

Jonathan by That1buscus April 12, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.

I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!

Jonathan by Radkid April 16, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a short, lazy bearded man, who looks like he lives under a bridge. But besides all this jonathan is a good friend who is usually there for you, even if he isnt good at expressing it.

jonathan: ur dumb

Jonathan by LordGrapeFruit May 8, 2020

Jonathan

A Jonathan is a great listener and friend that always gets around crowds. He is great with socializing and easily makes new friends. He loves sports and trains allot and girls like him for that. He is the most like-able person on the work floor. Not the most trustworthy boyfriend since he gets allot of attention and he usually never has a longterm relationship because he doesn’t like boredom. He loves adventure and trying out new things and he never stops exploring boundaries. He is very creative and often travels allot and has a very open mind. He will never judge anyone negatively and he is the best friend there could be! You need a Jonathan in your life if you want an adventure buddy!

“Jonathan is always traveling or busy with trying out new things!” Yep that’s Jonathan, he always find himself new things to do. He can never sit still!

Jonathan by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan er den type gutten jentene faller for. Han er en gledesspreder. Øynene hans glinser i sola og smilet han lyser opp rommet. Han er en god kysser og vet hva han driver med. Mange jenter er forelska i han men han er bare interessert i 1 spesiell jente. Han har en mørk og rolig stemme og det glatte håret. Han har myke hender og han er ganske høy. Han er egt helt perfekt!

Jente: jeg er så forelska i en gutt!
Anen jente: la meg gjette, er det Jonathan?
Jente: JA! Han er perfekt

Jonathan by Kulekidserdert June 13, 2020

Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

Jonathan by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

Jonathan by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020