A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well
by Snaresef November 9, 2018
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Get the Jonathan mug.Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.
by anon5562 July 26, 2019
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Jonathan is so fine
by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019
Get the Jonathan mug.Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very overprotective of people that he loves and isn't afraid to stick up for people when they're getting bullied. He will make your heart flutter every time you see him no matter how often you talk to him. He is naturally adorable and you can always tell if something is bothering him. A Jonathan will always make you smile no matter how bad your day has been. He always texts you back and he's always there for you if you need anything. If you have a Jonathan, keep him because you are very lucky. He will always be happy to make someones day and be friends with anyone. He is also very easy to talk to no matter how personal it is and he will never judge you.
Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: I don't know, why don't you talk to him
Girl 1: I can't do that, look how adorable he is and how he's being nice to that other girl
*Girl 2 walks away to talk to the boy*
*Girl 2 comes back to Girl 1*
Girl 2: His name is Jonathan, he's very nice, he has a girlfriend, but he said that he would be happy to be friends with you. Here's his number
Girl 1: Yay! Thank you so much!
Girl 2: I don't know, why don't you talk to him
Girl 1: I can't do that, look how adorable he is and how he's being nice to that other girl
*Girl 2 walks away to talk to the boy*
*Girl 2 comes back to Girl 1*
Girl 2: His name is Jonathan, he's very nice, he has a girlfriend, but he said that he would be happy to be friends with you. Here's his number
Girl 1: Yay! Thank you so much!
by abitron5000 February 20, 2019
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Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.
If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.
Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.
If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.
by Human-person March 12, 2019
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Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Jonathan is a wise man
by J John May 29, 2019
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