A Feminine "male" who is girlish enough to be "metro", yet too "manly" to be gay.
Or so the Joey says. .
Or so the Joey says. .
by Anonymousasyourmom December 15, 2008

A stupid racist and homophobic person that is probably a fuck boy but Arielle still likes him anyway because she likes fuckboys
by 22Windows June 14, 2019

Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice guy with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is lit. He loves Sosa and going straight up. Joey is cooler than an cooler and also cooler than other guys, such as Johannes and Johann. A Joey knows how to be the best bro and is also an legendary dude.
If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and an savage. If young Joey don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you. It's Joey on the beat so it's not nice. I praise the Lord, then break the Joey.
by sneekonfleek April 6, 2020

The most kindest sweetest person but then ends up cheating showing a whole new different side you never. Breaks your heart to a million pieces dates many girls 5 days after break up then tries to come back like nothing happens and wants to be friends
by Jdjxjdnx June 1, 2020

A guy who will always stab you in the back no matter how much you give him. He doesn’t know what he wants and life and will do everything in his power to not work a minute. He is lazy and has a big ego that gets in his way. He is normally short and has a small dick.
by Forbiddenhoney November 12, 2019

A soft drink named after the first boy who requested the beverage, a Joey is much like a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers, but instead of Ginger Ale or Coke it’s Dr Pepper with grenadine. Essentially it’s cherry soda with even more cherry syrup added in.
“And what would you like to drink, sir?”
“I’ll have a Joey”
“Sorry?”
“A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”
“I’ll have a Joey”
“Sorry?”
“A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”
by Reginlief June 9, 2018
