Litigation jihad

The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.

My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.

by StoogeWatcher January 15, 2013

trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

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Dirty Jihad

when a guy tapes a single stick of dynamite to his dick, lights it and analy fucks the shit out of a girl until his and her time are up (mostly done in colordo)

"jack" did you hear about what happened at the 7-11 on the corner? "joe" no what happened? "jack" that guy frank dirty jihad'd jill until BANG and the police found franks dick and wondered how he put a stick of dynamite on it

by the man who invented it July 16, 2011

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fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.

That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.

by LOLGUNS May 16, 2016

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