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Jesus

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin
by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
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Jesus

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy
by SnO-b December 15, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro
you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity
by wastedphotos January 23, 2020
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Jesus

Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?
Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!
by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020
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The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
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Jesus

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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