Nor*Jers

A term used to describe northern new jersey. Originated by members of a paintball team known as the New Jersey Jesters.

Nor*Jers > Socal, norcal, MW

by sigfried5567 March 1, 2007

jersey shore

The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.

Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.

by coolestnerdever December 9, 2012

dirty jersey shuffle

a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.

yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.

by j ruggz June 26, 2008

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)

Villa Walsh Academy. where the definition of a badass is someone who takes the elevetor without an elevator pass, and a slut is someone who rolls their skirt so it shows their knees and their knee socks don't cover their whole shin. Where excitement is finding a dollar, which will be spent on a bottom shelf cookie. Where there are 3 types of people: the crazy overachievers who are completely obsessed with villa walsh (true villa gorillas), the people whose parents forced them to go and are trying to make the best of it and failing miserably, and the ones who are barely getting by and screw the world. Where nuns roam the halls, and when the headmaster goes down the halls girls quickly unroll their skirts and tuck in their blouses. Where "facilitate" "corridor" and "student responsibilities" are used 300 times per morning announcement. Oh villa walsh academy.

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)

by curly123456789 November 23, 2010

Clark New Jersey

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here

Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"

by Mayor Bonnacorso October 27, 2012

South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.

Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.

by Slophole91 August 30, 2010

North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.

In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)

by Zach G. December 24, 2004