Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Jeremyism

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"Jeremyism" is NOT a cult

by Kajiji Cumberbitch September 17, 2020

Jeremiah Green

Drummer and co-founder of Modest Mouse, one of the greatest indie rock bands of all time. Known for his intricate rhythms and precision behind the kit.

Man, even though Jeremiah Green's beats sound simple, i tried them out and they're quite complex.

by EvenCrooksHaveToPayTheRent April 13, 2011

Jerkhole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.

"Oh man. MattyPatty has become a good person in this one! He's not an abusive jerkhole!!!" ~MatPat

by Definite_Faller February 1, 2018

Jerry Jerry Jerry!

Usually means someone's about to get into a fight or argument and/or you're instigating a fight or argument. Comes from The Jerry Springer Show.

Person1: Your vagina is deeper than poetry
Person2: I'd usually give a fuck but I already gave it to your mom last night.

Random person: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

by shortbusshawty August 27, 2014

Academic Circle Jerk

When a group’s discussion of concepts and ideas start to overwhelm the thought process that you ultimately end up just standing around stroking the other people's egos and accomplishing nothing.

We discussed rubrics, a list of criteria for grading student’s work, until we discussed ourselves into an academic circle jerk.

by 2bitHack78 November 21, 2010

Sailor Jerry Fucked

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.

That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.

by Ect813 March 10, 2011