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jeblis

A bunch of fat ugly cunts who like to fuck each other. Hey girls i have some pretty incriminating pictures. Sniff sniff... what do i smell ... must be TUNA coming from kelly and lesleys huge asses. I would much rather have a large butt than resemble humpty dumty or just be "big boned" that what you chubby girls like to use an excuse right well here's a hitnt get some clothes that fit and you wont look so damn sickening that when you walk by people start running to garbage cans.
Damn Jeblis is a bunch of fat cunts who cant play
by :) April 28, 2003
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Jebus

A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.

His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.

Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus.

Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.
"SWEET JEBUS!!!"

"Jebus is just better than you."

"Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade, and a plastic pear.

"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.

"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry

"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz and you are nearly dead.

"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus/
by Out4Blood4 October 18, 2008
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Jeblis

A bunch off fat-ass wanabee punk rawkers that has a raunchy tuna smell pertruding from them every time they walk by. POOR LANCE, CAN YOU IMAGINE EATING THAT MOLDY FAT LOOSE HAIRY DISCUSTING CUNT?? EWWWW!!!!! baby got too much back on dat!!! where the hell did these guys learn to play they fucking suck!! thats what i wanna see is a bunch of fat girls attempting to play songs that they didn't write!!! if your going to cover a song don't make it sound like shit!
dude who is that? they are horrible!!!
ya they almost sound as bad as that Jeblis band!!!
by LOVE ME April 28, 2003
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jebusoogle

a word that represents in writing how someone (|| aìºÿ |s) steals words from a much cooler person k7-
k7- - jebusoogle?
|| aìºÿ |s - it's a word I MADE up
k7- - you didnt make it up
|| aìºÿ |s - yes i did!
k7- - i started saying it before youy were even born
|| aìºÿ |s - hahe SURES..
and so on..
(k7- actually started saying it first by the way..)
by k7- December 24, 2004
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jeklund

Oh man, I went out with this girl last night. She was a total jeklund - I mean, seriously, she was filthy!
by 667, the Beast's neighbour September 14, 2009
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Jellulite

When a persons legs have so much cellulite they look like a jelly wobbling along whilst walking. Happens mostly to women who wear very short shorts...
Look over there at the jellulite, watch the ripples flow!
by lizzitigga July 7, 2011
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Jebus.F.Kennedy

Jebus.F.Kennedy to put in short wurds is a fucking boss;
slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.

He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.

He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .

His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves
Gay Old man:Oh Gee willickers im such a retarded fat sack of crap sellout fanboy jew, maybe ill watch Jebus.F.kennedy and hopefully i wont be such a gay homothug lemon

AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS

JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G

Gay little boy: can i vatch heem

JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ

Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS
by JebusFKennedy October 12, 2011
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