Jayed

When some SOB takes the last of the coffee at work and doesn't make another pot. This person usually leaves a thin layer of coffee in the pot, just to piss you off.

Skids just Jayed me, damn!

by Billy Diesel May 1, 2008

jayesh mayesh

the worlds biggest crackhead and absolute dumb bitch, he is absolutely not to be messed with though otherwise he will reply with a your mum joke

stop being such a jayesh mayesh!!!

by sexyting123 July 28, 2019

jayfare

Like wellfare only for a friend. The act of habitually paying for a friends lunch, rounds of beer or sushi...really anything that your friend can't pay for himself. His company may seem worth it, and you feel bad because everyone is going except him, so you offer to pay.

guy1: "is jay coming out for lunch?"
guy2: "no...he says he has no money"
guy1: "ugh....call him, tell him I have enough to float him...I will cash his jayfare check today!"

by floatingwristbender December 15, 2008

jayellis

The want and or need to commit suicide.

The inability to know the simpilist of maths.

To be terrible at everything in life

man i think im gonna pull a jayellis in school today

by ChuXor October 23, 2003

Jayesby

Big furry creature who lives on the streets, smells like shit, and is incapable of shaving or any other simple activity which takes more than 5 brain cells to do.

this mans got problems

by vincent trott May 14, 2004

jakefroud

a cum bucket of love in the form of a cunt. jakefroud means the lowest form of shit, it origonates from bexley.

Luke: hey jesse, i jus saw a jakefroud!
jesse: devastating. o my days r u ok?
Luke: no, it wos ghastly.

by anonamoose September 5, 2008

JayFab

JayFab(J-Aye-Fab)

~awesome
~Cool
~Best
(Mainly used as adjective

~(adj)That was so Jayfab

~(Verb)I Jayfabbed it (in this case they made it look cool)

by JayFab March 22, 2010