jaffad

If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.

person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.

by annie_bpants January 31, 2007

Jeff Who?

A man who went to space on a giant penis filled with Liquid Hydrogen and Oxygen.

Knock Knock,
Who’s there,
Jeff,
Jeff Who?

by Dyson Fan Blade August 17, 2021

Jeff Sokol special

A pepperoni/salami pizza

Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.

I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.

by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023

jeff beck

Beautiful. FAN FUCKIN TASTIC!!!

Listen to Cause we ended as lovers

by SexManiacOnARoll August 31, 2004

JEFF HARDY

my definition of jeff hardy would be that his a a talent and he should not have left or have been fired.
but i think of jeff hardy as compleatly and uterly insane but in a good way

when he jumped of the 20 foot ladder that was intence

by samantha February 4, 2004

jaffa cakes

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<

hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!

by Hanny May 13, 2005

Curly Jefferson

An alcoholic drink, based on a minor character from the Mighty Boosh sketch "The Legend of Old Gregg," consisting of one-half Bailey's Irish cream and one-half whipped cream-flavored vodka.

I ordered a Curly Jefferson and drank it from a shoe.

by Howard Moon, man about town January 9, 2011