Jade is a girl who is the most beautiful, most kindest, most caring, most loving, most intelligent, most nurturing, most amazing, most awesome girl you will ever luckily have the chance of seeing or meeting in your life. She is a cherry blossom, she is light in the darkness, she is the reason for your smile, she is that safe person you will always go to, she is the one who comes up with both the good and the bad ideas, she will be a good and a bad influence, she will make sure she shows you who is boss and she knows when you are lying, she knows what, where, and why and who, etc...
Don't mess with Jade. She will win.
Make a Jade happy. Treat her right and she will make you the happiest person on earth.
Don't mess with Jade. She will win.
Make a Jade happy. Treat her right and she will make you the happiest person on earth.
by Lovatic_22 October 11, 2019
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The girl I like the most, my favorite person, my gorgeous darling.
Oh yeah, I'm a lesbian. Long live the lesbians.
The girl I like the most, my favorite person, my gorgeous darling.
Oh yeah, I'm a lesbian. Long live the lesbians.
Jade is the cutest person ever.
by Beech Jude October 22, 2019
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Jade is a BEAST!
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Get the Jade mug.Jade is such a cute little squash but she often spends time on things that aren't important like "why do cats meow" and also does things that aren't important like TAKING A FREAKING 6 HOURS
Is generally bad
But is quite charming
Is generally bad
But is quite charming
Did you hear what that cutie Jade said the other day? She spent six hours in the bath, like how do you do that?!?
by Patty Walters January 7, 2017
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All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
by Surya.TheMan September 26, 2010
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