Jacobisms

A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX

He is having Jacobisms

by SciencePi May 6, 2020

Jacob

Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.

Jacob, why is it so small?

by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021

The Jacob

Bringer of definitions.

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!

by BLAM! November 5, 2004

Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon

Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob

by Jablimpy February 7, 2022

Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner

wow is that Jacob eating cats

by iynez February 12, 2020

Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.

Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...

by schizophremadness March 1, 2018

Jacob

A dumb mother Fucker who has a temper as big as his dick

i hate you jacob

by sharp_bish November 29, 2021