jacob

jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)

jacob is so cool

by skrskr225 May 8, 2022

Jacob

A party pooper

That guy’s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021

The Jacob

Bringer of definitions.

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!

by BLAM! November 5, 2004

Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.

Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...

by schizophremadness March 1, 2018

Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner

wow is that Jacob eating cats

by iynez February 12, 2020

Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon

Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob

by Jablimpy February 7, 2022

Jacob

A dumb mother Fucker who has a temper as big as his dick

i hate you jacob

by sharp_bish November 29, 2021