Cranium-Rectum Inversion

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.

Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!

by Transform April 22, 2006

inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

inverse specificity law

A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.

CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

inversion

a form of the alphabet where it is inverted half way through
therefore

a b c d e f g h i j k l m
z y x w v u t s r q p o n

so a=z g=t s=h

the result is always in capitals

with inversion colin becomes XLORM

by XLORM December 30, 2011

iveri

Iveri is a name typically used for girl. Iveri is a beautiful young women who is very loyal. Shes down to earth and loves a good laugh. Shes always there when needed and will always have your back

Iveri is amazing...duh

by phanisrealxx April 13, 2016

iersty

most likely to have daddy issues and wants ian somerhalder to rearrange their guts

gotta watch iersty around the step dad 😳

by papipinapple May 31, 2020