girl follower

Hugo Hammond (Love island cast 2021)

Hugo is such a girl follower

by Mr.Yido July 23, 2021

Schaden follow

Verb, noun;

To follow someone you hate on social media and sneerily derive pleasure from their perceived failures. Derived from German 'schadenfreude' - the derivation of pleasure from the misfortune of others.

Ned: 'Weird. Anne from work followed me on Insta, but I know she has it out for me.'

Ed: 'Sounds like a schaden follow, bud. You should block her.'

by Ornaanto September 5, 2018

Follow the crows

To engage in a search for mystery, often in a listless way, or to discover something in particular.

"Just follow the crows, man; you'll figure it out."

by Peolis Taintabud June 19, 2015

follow baiter

Someone who follows you on social media so you follow them back . They delete you and use you to get up

This slut on IG is a follow baiter. She just wants the fame.

by Eff security April 5, 2019

friendly following

Euphemism for stalking. Term started when mass amounts of needy teenagers decided that their time was best spent "checking up on" their EXes by daily reading all of their facebook activity.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Tumblr Followers

My army of demonic minions

-hey how many Tumblr Followers do you have?
-more than you BITCH!

by dragonjaw March 17, 2014

Post-follower

A post-follower is someone that (on a forum) searches for posts of alts, newbies and regulars, and posts a rude comment or just a coment about the person for no particular reason

Did you see that post-follower? He was the one to post after every one of that guys posts.

by UberKuri September 19, 2006