An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
Get the Ink Twinkiemug. A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.
It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?
by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023
Get the Ink Withdrawalsmug. An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.
Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021
Get the Ink Thiefmug. by Yuson September 24, 2018
Get the The INK Fightermug. by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022
Get the ink pondmug. by NotARealChef October 10, 2018
Get the ink on the sinkmug. When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.
by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017
Get the Monsters Inkedmug.