by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022

John: dude, I got this sick tat for my grandma last week.
Mark: siiiick
John: but now I have wicked ink fever, want to go get tatted by my buddy, Greg?
Mark: siiiick
John: but now I have wicked ink fever, want to go get tatted by my buddy, Greg?
by STAY of 2015 HWRHS February 25, 2017

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
by Headcircus April 23, 2013

An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.
Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021

A: You got any tats ?
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.
With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.
With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.
by Famasse November 7, 2018

by 32vtk June 1, 2022

by Yuson September 24, 2018
