Illitertexting

When a person put acronyms in texts because of their poor vocabulary skills.

Remember the party at franks last night?
yea freakin smash! i cnt wait till frdy
why you illitertexting? u still drunk

by ronathon June 5, 2009

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illiteretarded

This is just a cross combination of the word illiterate and retarded.

(To the kid in class who reads but fails and looks stupid at the same time)
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?

by Ninjun April 15, 2008

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Illiternet

Illiteracy on the internet. Trying to read an article or news story online is impossible. Everything is misspelled on the illiternet.

This article is so full of typo's I'm shaming them on Vine #illiternet

by Joliepop October 10, 2014

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Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.

Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.

by Dokki June 12, 2020

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Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.

"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

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