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When you smash your keyboard

i smashed my keyboard so i typed axdcrtfbuyhinjom 2qa3ws4ed5rf6tguh*j(ik

by yaykillme March 9, 2018

Ik yhu fuccin lyin

When someone says,trys,or even attempt to do something they know they can’t do or know they don’t have business doing😂💯.

Kesha girl I’m bout to suck his dick

Jasmine ik yhu fuccin lyin...

by Jada and jay loose October 9, 2017

ik how to cut hair

SHE TRYNNA GET IN THEM DRAWLSSSS BOI U WINNING

Girl: u cute Ik how to cut hair btw😏
Boy: ok

by Thatonecrazyb May 22, 2021

Ik hou van je

Is I love you in the Dutch language. Ik translates to I, hou van translates to love, and je translates to you. Therefore resulting in I love you.

Ik hou van je Eric

by Dakota333 July 21, 2011

ik ben een krant

'ik ben een krant' means 'i am a newspaper' in dutch

person 1: "ik ben een krant!"

person 2 (english speaker): "what?"

by reddoodle April 16, 2022

I'm just tryna help, Ike

From 'what's love got to do with it?' Meaning: helping someone with something they REALLY don't need or want your help with - or not giving someone the help they need.

BB: Why did you give my number JJ, he is not cute to me?
KK: But he is nice and really likes you. I'm just tryna help, Ike...
BB: Ike don't need no help!

by athenanike October 8, 2008

ik moet hem pro-nade keilen

this is a saying by MIRNES SUMAN AKA Liquid the barbarian when he's planning to very professionally throw a granade at another player.

damn, he's fucking me up; ik moet hem pro-nade keilen.

by ymftith November 9, 2007